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09:14 PM . 01 December 2013

(Source: pizzabuffet)

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07:51 PM . 16 November 2013


The writers were trying to get that “Worst and Most Convoluted Sentence on TV” Emmy.

2,243 notes
11:10 AM . 07 November 2013


"I love you but you don’t know what you’re talking about"

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12:11 PM . 04 November 2013



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11:21 AM . 04 November 2013


 answered: Mulder kissing an alien

thats enough i dont want to play this game anymore

it was a good waste of time

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08:03 PM . 26 October 2013
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11:04 PM . 19 October 2013


my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

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10:59 PM . 02 September 2013

i am an ARIST i tell you

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02:30 PM . 05 May 2013

i love cute witches and i love spooky witches

what i’m saying is

I love witches

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01:26 PM . 23 April 2013


The movie where Jeff Goldblum tries to seduce Laura Dern should be an unsettling and depraved David Cronenberg and/or Lynch joint, but instead it has CGI dinosaurs

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05:16 PM . 22 April 2013


Okay you guys, I finally got all my packages (much sooner than expected!) and it’s giveaway time!

Last time I gave a Chanel polish, but while I love Chanel with all my little heart, this time around I wanted to put a spotlight on indie polishes! I’ve decided to feature three of my very favorite Indie brands, since the lovely ladies behind all these companies are seriously talented and deserve to be just as well known as OPI or Essie. All three of these polishes hold a special spot in my collection, and hopefully in yours as well soon. I am giving:

Serum No 5 Love Lacquer - Girl’s Gotta Eat

This brand took off last year when photos of gorgeous glow in the shade polish began to circulate, and everybody had to have it! While Day Glow is a wonderful polish (I have a bottle myself), my favorite polish from her line is Girl’s Gotta Eat- a super shiny gold and silver top coat that looks incredible over a blue or turquoise (my favorite pairing). Great for glitter gradients as well! And the best part? 20% of all the profits from this company go to charity. Polish for a cause!

Super Black Lacquer - The Whale

Many of you are already familiar with Natalie Dee, famous for her eponymous web comic. But did you know that she makes some seriously pretty indie polish? Currently sold out on her website, The Whale is a medium grey shade with a powerful shifting blue shimmer. It’s my very favorite grey, and considering I have about fifty, that’s saying something! As a bonus, Natalie is a total sweetheart! All her polishes are 4-free.

Girly Bits - Cosmic Ocean

Probably the most well known of the three brands, Girly Bits is available on sites like Llarowe and other larger retailers. However, the company is still just a small staff and Pam, a happy mom with a passion for polish. Cosmic Ocean is one of her most popular polishes. While this one doesn’t look like much in the bottle, it really sings over a dark blue or black, where it becomes a twinkly, multichrome, densely concentrated blue and green shimmer.

I am also throwing in a mini tube of Benefit’s They’re Real mascara, and assuredly some other goodies that will be a pleasant surprise for the winner.

Rules for the give away:

- Likes count and reblogs count, but only one of each

- This is a giveaway to thank my followers, so you must be following me to win

- Since nail polish is considered hazardous and cannot be shipped via air by non vendors, this giveaway is only open to residents of the continental United States

That’s about it! I will announce a winner on April 30th, and they will have 24 hours to respond or I will pick a new winner. Good luck, my loves!

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01:41 PM . 22 April 2013

the only regifting completely free from scrutiny is giving a cat pal your fish shaped birthday balloon